Awkward... (Part 1)
I find it easy to talking to most people. It's not that I'm up myself it's just a gift that God has given me. It probably had a bit to do with growing up with Dad working as a minister.
In any case I'm cleaning the windows of a shop in Sandy bay. This shop sells racey undies negligees etc. Now being a bloke and walking into a shop like that, feels about as comfortable as a dream where everyone is staring at you wearing only your undies.
I walk in to collect the money for the windows and there’s a really good looking girl behind the counter. Almost perfect features, maybe a bit too much makeup. Up until this point I've been cool, calm and collected but it’s too much. Just the girl OR just the shop on their own and I would have been fine, but both… I’ve cracked.
(To be continued...)
In any case I'm cleaning the windows of a shop in Sandy bay. This shop sells racey undies negligees etc. Now being a bloke and walking into a shop like that, feels about as comfortable as a dream where everyone is staring at you wearing only your undies.
I walk in to collect the money for the windows and there’s a really good looking girl behind the counter. Almost perfect features, maybe a bit too much makeup. Up until this point I've been cool, calm and collected but it’s too much. Just the girl OR just the shop on their own and I would have been fine, but both… I’ve cracked.
(To be continued...)
posted by mike at 7:20 PM
4 Comments:
what did you do? Very dramatic ending there mike ;)
Oh man, you have to clean the windows there?!!!! That's almost as bad as the newspaper moment in that play we did as calvin!
Every time I walk to Coles I try and ignore the huge poster of the woman's butt. It's very hard to ignore.
I'll post the rest tomorrow.. building the suspense ;)
Was this at "Susan" the shop? I saw your bucket outside there for a while and was worried you had got lost amoung the bras and undies. I have never been inside there myself.
I guess they had thought you had come to clean the pool.
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