How to get an internet girlfriend Part 1*

*Please note picture above is not an accurate representation of my level of maturity or how live my life.

Ingredients

• One 50-meter long network cable. (**$50 bucks)
• 25 meters of poly pipe tubing ($10 bucks)
• 2 meters of electrical conduit ($5 bucks)
• 1 Network card ($25)
• 1 Computer (I already had this)
  
• A knowledge of Computers (and willingness to learn more)

Procedure

1. Install network cable from parents house to your home computer (50 meters away in a different house).
2. Run cable through electrical conduit wherever cable is under ground for safetly and legality.
3. Run though poly tube above ground wherever possible (and it’s cheaper).
4. Get really dusty and dirty crawling under the house in very confined space. (bonus for grey snot).
5. Connect up and your ready to…
6. Start Blog (promote blog wherever possible)
   

NB. if you already have a connection you have no excuse... skip this step move to Part 2


**All costings are approximate and in Austrlian dollars.